Short videos. Long sighs. And more emotionally confusing content than ever before. At Vaguely Strategic™, we understand the content economy is evolving. Audiences crave authenticity, vulnerability, and the chance to watch someone emotionally unravel in under 30 seconds. That’s why we’re proud (nervous?) to announce: SnaccVid™ The platform for videos so short… they’re a “snacc.” You didn’t ask for it. But we posted it anyway. 🎭 What is SnaccVid™? SnaccVid™ is our home for shortform vertical content where oversharing meets personal branding. A place where life crises, dodgy side hustles, and bizarre beauty tips collide in a flurry of hashtags and ring lights. 🔥 What You’ll Find • Begging… but make it branded Creators tearfully asking for help moments after claiming they’re “booked and busy.” Links in bio. Mood swings in HD. • Bedsit Grifter Vibes Single rooms transformed into studios of chaos. Takeaways stacked behind affiliate codes. It’s a vibe, it’s a business model, it’s… unclear. • Hair Fails & Fringe Regrets Advice from influencers who once watched half a Brad Mondo video and thought they were licensed. • Paint It For The Views People repainting their entire flat once a week because “grey doesn’t hit anymore.” It never did. • Oversized Gift Hauls Unboxings with so much stuff you start to question whether Santa’s running a dropshipping scheme. 🧠 Why Does This Exist? Because we believe in: Also, because TikTok is busy. And SnaccVid™ has fewer rules. 💸 Monetisation? Absolutely. You can earn: 🎄 Seasonal Specials Each December, SnaccVid™ brings you: 📦 Coming Soon We’re in beta. Which means nothing works, but everything is possible. Expect launch delays, branding contradictions, and a tone of voice document we’ll never follow. SnaccVid™. Overshare to outperform.™
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Graveyard CRM™: Because the Dead Might Still Convert
At Vaguely Strategic™, we believe no lead is ever truly gone—just waiting in the Graveyard CRM™. Developed during a brief ethical lapse and a long lunch, Graveyard CRM™ is our proprietary contact resurrection system designed to re-engage lapsed, ghosted, or deeply deceased leads with just the right amount of disregard. ☠️ What Is Graveyard CRM™? It’s more than a database. It’s a haunted house of broken pipelines, forgotten contacts, and that one guy who unsubscribed 17 times. Graveyard CRM™ reconnects your sales team with: We call this Cold Calling From Beyond™. 📞 Real Features. Allegedly. 🧟♂️ Real Experience, Sadly A recent user of the system received a call from a rep referring to interest they had expressed… years ago. The twist? 🔄 Why Do We Use Graveyard CRM™? Because metrics don’t measure embarrassment. And because sometimes, it’s easier to call the dead than generate new leads. 🪦 Is Graveyard CRM™ Right for You? Absolutely not. But we’ll probably sell it to you anyway. Try Graveyard CRM™ free for 14 ghost cycles. Or until your sales team revolts. Graveyard CRM™. Because somewhere, someone might still pick up the phone. Tags: #GraveyardCRM #CustomerReAnimation #SalesNecromancy #VaguelyStrategic #LeadDecaySolutions