Our Strengthsfluence

Welcome to Strengthsfluence™

In a world overflowing with workplace psychometrics, one tool dares to do less with more confidence. Strengthsfluence™ isn’t just another personality quiz—it’s a self-serving, retrofitted framework that confirms whatever your manager already thinks about you.

 

At Vaguely Strategic™, we believe everyone has unique value. But not everyone has measurable skills. That’s where Strengthsfluence™ comes in: a disruptive, insight-adjacent system designed to extract vague affirmations from an absurdly loaded questionnaire.

 

Whether you’re a Disruptive Drifter™, a KPI Romantic™, or a Full-Spectrum Resentment Holder™, Strengthsfluence™ will help you lean into your natural tendencies—especially the ones that cause HR interventions.

🌀 StrengthsFluence™ Assessment

Discover your strategic essence in just 10 deeply unscientific questions.


  1. Hourly
    During lunar events
    I am the mission

  2. Unavailable
    Passionate delegation
    Fear-based inspiration

  3. Redirect it to someone else
    Nod while mentally rebranding
    Reply with “Thanks, but actually...”

  4. Keep People Interested
    Knowingly Pretend Insight
    Key Pasta Indicator

  5. Burnt ochre
    Moist marble
    Executive taupe

  6. Scheduling pointless meetings
    Sharing self-help quotes with passive tone
    Eye contact and a knowing sigh

  7. A gently humming fridge
    A sponsored silence
    Low-stakes chaos

  8. “Warmish regards”
    “Let me know if unclear (it is)”
    “Hope this helps (it won’t)”

  9. Calendar invites
    Not being @-mentioned
    PowerPoint animations

  10. Pseudodynamic
    Ambiguity-forward
    Freelance-adjacent

Disclaimer: Results may reflect who you think you are, not who you are.