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Powering the future with tools cobbled together from ambition, caffeine, and pure speculation.

Graveyard CRM™

Where leads never truly die. Graveyard CRM helps you manage clients from first contact to final haunting.

The Best CRM for UK Businesses That Refuse to Let Go

If you’re looking for the best CRM software for UK businesses, look no further than Graveyard CRM™ — the only customer relationship management platform that embraces long-dead leads, ghosted follow-ups, and prospects who’ve vanished into the mist. Whether you’re managing B2B sales pipelines, haunted contact databases, or just trying to resurrect interest post-budget cuts, Graveyard CRM keeps everything neatly buried in one place — but always ready to rise again.

 

Designed for small businesses, medium-sized teams, and full-blown corporate crypts, Graveyard CRM offers powerful tools for lead management, sales automation, and customer lifecycle tracking. Seamlessly integrated with all your favourite UK systems (and some you’d thought extinct), it supports GDPR-noncompliant hauntings, multi-channel spirit summoning, and intuitive pipeline visuals that make Salesforce look positively mortal. It’s not just a CRM — it’s your last CRM.

Feature Highlights

 

  • Lead Resurrection Engine™

  • Opportunity Coffin View™

  • Séance Scoring™

  • Pipeline of Despair™

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Foglite™

Foglite is a Strategic Clarity Diffusion Engine™ designed to help companies operate confidently in complete ambiguity. Built for decision-makers who prefer vibes over data, Foglite replaces analytics dashboards with motivational riddles, weather metaphors, and vague quarterly affirmations.

🧪 Who Uses Foglite?

  • Legacy businesses chasing innovation with no idea what it looks like

  • Startups run entirely on buzzwords and oat milk

  • Anyone who’s ever said “we’ll circle back” and meant it

The Future of Vaguely Illuminated Decision-Making™

🧠 Key Features:

  • Ambiguity Analytics™
    See your KPIs only after they’ve stopped being relevant.

  • Mood-Based Forecasting
    Predict outcomes based entirely on the CEO’s horoscope and intern TikToks.

  • The Glowcurve™ Dashboard
    A graph that always trends up… but nobody knows what it measures.

  • BlurPoint Integration
    Syncs with Graveyard CRM to ensure your sales strategy stays just out of focus.

  • Confidence Slider
    Not tied to any data — just lets you feel more confident.