Biggest Brother™Release 19.84.000
A fully deployed customer intelligence platform built around Automated Free Will™ — our proprietary decision layer that lets your customers choose freely, from the options we've already chosen for them.
Standard onboarding: 34.8 months. No early exit.
Full customer visibility. From every angle, including some new ones.
Traditional CRM gives you a 360° view. Biggest Brother™ goes further, because 360° was never really the ceiling — it was just where everyone stopped asking questions.
Automated Free Will™
Every customer decision, pre-approved on their behalf and delivered back to them as a choice. Freedom is preserved in full; only the outcome is fixed in advance.
1080° Customer View
Three times the resolution of a standard 360° view, covering angles most platforms don't know exist and several your customers didn't know they had.
34.8-Month Retainer Continuity
A deliberately unround commitment period, calculated to outlast any single decision-maker's tenure, memory, or enthusiasm for renewal conversations.
The Automated Free Will™ module suite
Four core modules, now live across all enterprise accounts. Naming convention pending legal review.
Biggest Brother™ is fully operational.
Enterprise accounts are onboarded within one billing cycle. Once live, Automated Free Will™ and the 1080° Customer View run continuously, with no further input required from your customers — or, after the first quarter, from you.
Biggest Brother™ is covered by a standard 99.98% uptime SLA, measured from a start date we reserve the right to determine retrospectively. Automated Free Will™ outcomes are final. The 34.8-month retainer auto-renews under the same terms unless cancelled in writing, in person, during the notice window, which we will confirm separately.